So, I’m a graphic designer….I know, I know…who isn’t these days, right? :)
Well, poo on you.
Let’s move on.
When I’m getting my design on I look for inspiration. Be it colors or shapes or fonts. Inspiration is my drug. This website is my go-to place for amazing…drugs. Errr….inspiration….sillies! It’s a million & one posters for shows made by some of the best in the biz. They’re hip, forward & really, really purdy.
So there. My secret stash of design drugs is out. Don’t say I’ve never done anything for ya! :)
Lady Gaga is my #1 Crazy Person draft pick. I need to replenish my team of crazies now that Wacko Jacko’s gone & thus…I choose her. She’s already got the crazy wardrobe/eyebrows/hair/accessories/makeup. And just look at that “disguise” contraption. If I didn’t know better, I’d say it’s MJ w/blonde hair! LOVES. IT. Oh! And……the…….GLOVE! THE GLOOOOOOVE!!!
She’s perfect. GO TEAM CRAZY!!!
I have an accessories crush on these things. And I say “things” in the nicest way. Are they necklaces? Scarves? I guess a little of both. Scarflaces. Perfect.
Good. Now that we got that squared away…..click on the pic to purchase & rock your very own Scarflace! Let’s start a trend! :)
Yet another VLOG!!! Or “webisode”…..if you will. :)
Ummm…what is that white & pinkish thing under her butt? Another horse? If so, where’s it’s legs? There’s no shadow under it. There’s no tail on it. Hmmph.
Photoshop FAIL!
“Here’s an exclusive first peek at one of Britney’s lovely looks from her latest Candies campaign.”
photo via jennabee
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One HOUR!?!?!?! ONE EFFING HOUR?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
Sorry……VIMEO…….after waiting an hour for my 12 minute video to upload I will not further WHORE myself out via a $60 fee so I can post my vlog to your site. I mean really!?!??!? I usually go via YouTube but tonight they’re doing maintenance. So I ventured into the VIMEO world. BIG mistake.
Ugh.SIGH.Ugh.
Replace “girl” with “guy”…& it’s my boyfriend wish-list.
delbertshoopman: I want to find a girl that I can travel with, go to sporting events with, be a kid with, be myself with.
This car is not my kind of car. And I knowa mya kinda car.
This car is like a Nike athletic shoe. It’s function with a whole lotta extra pizazz that’s just about being….pizazzy.
I like my cars to resemble a stiletto…or a sleek, Italian boot.
Like this…
Yup. That’s more like it. Jaguar XK. Absolutely beautiful. Definaely worthy of a cargasm…ahhhhh!!
But…I have to point out, it looks like someone from Jaguar got some inspiration from my #1 dream car, obsession, love….errrr…anyways. Please meet Maserati’s Grand Turismo S.
Sigh. This means only one thing. I’m just going to have to schedule test drives for each to settle this score once & for all. Because you know someday I’ll be the big lotto winner & someday I’ll be tooling around town in one of these…..actually….scratch that. This is my fantasy & thus being just that….I’ll just buy both.
Ha. :)
Sigh…..I’m such a car dork.
False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade.
—
Christian Nevell Bovee
(via littlemiss)
This is a fashion merchandising FAIL if I can say so (which I just did….so there). I LOVED this dress on the BRAVO show, The Fashion Show. The original, winning design is on the left. How the show works is that the winning creation each week is manufactured for the masses to purchase on BravoTV.com. Not that I have $145 laying around to buy a dress (that, by the way…will not even SHIP until SEPTEMBER 14th. I mean really…what the eff? One single person made the first dress in like 11 hours or something. Geeesh.) but I wanted to check it out….it’s just sooo darn cutest.
This is what I find. They took all that was adorable about the look & farted out this tween polk-a-dot barf sack. Really. The print of the original one was darling. The colors were fresh & playful yet still had boardroom chops. The duplicate for sale? Come on. Out of all the fabrics in all the lands they pick that one. I shake my head in shame.
Also…Isaac Mizrahi is the co-host on this show. How could he allow such a crap pot to be put on the stove? Sigh, sigh….double sigh.
Side Note: Isn’t is creepypants that the real human model is skinnier than the plastic mannequin? Yup. I think so, too.
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