Okay. First off....let me just get this off my chest...

Bwah-hahahaaaaaahaaaaha!

Alrighty then. Whewww! I'm ready. Let's talk about the above photograph. Those are 5-6 foot lonnnnng stemmed roses. No shit.

It's every girl's dream to get roses on Valentine's day. (even if they tell you they don't want them...don't believe them.....they want them....a lot) So just imagine her surprise when you have roses delivered that are so ginormous she can't even lift 'em! If they fall over they could crush her under their rosey demeanor. (ha. I'm so punny) Nightmares involving the attack of the giant killer roses are imminent.

However....there is one HUGE upside to these monsters. One which compels me to say "Buy 'em, boys....now!".

Every woman want to feel smaller. It's why we date tall guys. Truth. So....get us these & we'll feel like midgets! In fact, we'll probably feel so tiny & zexxxy there's a certain "thank you ritual" I'm sure will take place.

Bawhahahahahahaaaaaa! Ha. Ha. Haaaa!

Sorry....I just looked at the picture again.

O. M. G. Just go buy 'em. All $350 of them. Before I pee my pants.

Happy 13 days til' Valentine's Day! :)