"False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade."
Why hello there! Welcome to Saraville! I'm Sarandipity & I'll be your guide.
As we begin our tour, allow me to fill you in on the history of Saraville. Established in 1979, it was quickly known far & wide as quite the handful. As the town matured it took on many identities. Today, Saraville is a premier destination for entertainment, night life & sight seeing. We're so glad you stopped by! On with the tour!
To the left, please note our University of Saraville. Among being the leading school of Jokesterography, it also features courses such as Turquoise 101, defensive Mini Cooper driving, Cooking for Dummies, & Mixology.
Up ahead we have our infamous Museum of Made Up Words. This fine establishment houses ridunkulous, hecks, crapsticks, yuppers, sillypants, & always the crowd pleaser, crazypants. It has an ever evolving display.
To our right we are passing the Saraville Zoo! Inside you will find deer, owls, & our most popular attraction, the Lucy Dog!
Thanks again for your visit to Saraville....feel free to explore all there is to see! We hope you enjoy your stay!
