Why hello there! Welcome to Saraville! I'm Sarandipity & I'll be your guide.

As we begin our tour, allow me to fill you in on the history of Saraville. Established in 1979, it was quickly known far & wide as quite the handful. As the town matured it took on many identities. Today, Saraville is a premier destination for entertainment, night life & sight seeing. We're so glad you stopped by! On with the tour!

To the left, please note our University of Saraville. Among being the leading school of Jokesterography, it also features courses such as Turquoise 101, defensive Mini Cooper driving, Cooking for Dummies, & Mixology.

Up ahead we have our infamous Museum of Made Up Words. This fine establishment houses ridunkulous, hecks, crapsticks, yuppers, sillypants, & always the crowd pleaser, crazypants. It has an ever evolving display.

To our right we are passing the Saraville Zoo! Inside you will find deer, owls, & our most popular attraction, the Lucy Dog!

Thanks again for your visit to Saraville....feel free to explore all there is to see! We hope you enjoy your stay!

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This car is not my kind of car. And I knowa mya kinda car.  This car is like a Nike athletic shoe. It’s function with a whole lotta extra pizazz that’s just about being….pizazzy.  I like my cars to resemble a stiletto…or a sleek, Italian boot.  Like this… Yup. That’s more like it. Jaguar XK. Absolutely beautiful. Definaely worthy of a cargasm…ahhhhh!! But…I have to point out, it looks like someone from Jaguar got some inspiration from my #1 dream car, obsession, love….errrr…anyways.  Please meet Maserati’s Grand Turismo S.  Sigh. This means only one thing. I’m just going to have to schedule test drives for each to settle this score once & for all.  Because you know someday I’ll be the big lotto winner & someday I’ll be tooling around town in one of these…..actually….scratch that.  This is my fantasy & thus being just that….I’ll just buy both.  Ha. :)  Sigh…..I’m such a car dork.  photo via ck1:kinclaith:neourbanite: Autoblog

This car is not my kind of car. And I knowa mya kinda car. 

This car is like a Nike athletic shoe. It’s function with a whole lotta extra pizazz that’s just about being….pizazzy. 

I like my cars to resemble a stiletto…or a sleek, Italian boot. 

Like this…

Yup. That’s more like it. Jaguar XK. Absolutely beautiful. Definaely worthy of a cargasm…ahhhhh!!

But…I have to point out, it looks like someone from Jaguar got some inspiration from my #1 dream car, obsession, love….errrr…anyways.  Please meet Maserati’s Grand Turismo S. 

Sigh. This means only one thing. I’m just going to have to schedule test drives for each to settle this score once & for all.  Because you know someday I’ll be the big lotto winner & someday I’ll be tooling around town in one of these…..actually….scratch that.  This is my fantasy & thus being just that….I’ll just buy both. 

Ha. :) 

Sigh…..I’m such a car dork. 

photo via ck1:kinclaith:neourbanite: Autoblog

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